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Joke of the Day

"Bruce Jenner Why don't more people call, Bruce Jenner, TransJenner?"

"I did a girl missionary style I stole her cultural identity so I could take her land"

"[NSFW]What does a woman, fridge and washing machine all have in common? They all drip when they're fucked."

"What happens when a Pokemon goes through puberty? It's bells sprout."

"I tried ballet, but I never got the pointe."

"Are instant noodles male or female? Male. Cause they get ready in a couple of minutes."

"The John Birch Society wants American schools to ban protractors. Because a protractor marks angles."

"Why is North Korea disliked by South Korea? It's because they are a Seoulless nation."

"How could the Statitician stand in a fire and be okay? He had a block of ice on his head."

"Did you hear about the man who was murdered in an elevator? It was wrong on so many levels."