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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a gun and a penis I don't put a penis in my mouth every night and cry"

"My sister told the police that I mistreat my pets. My own little sister! I guess that's the thanks I get for giving her a goldfish necklace."

"Dr. Frankenstein entered a bodybuilding competition... ...and discovered that he'd gravely misunderstood the objective."

"Did you hear about the jurisprudence fetishist? He got off on a technicality."

"You ever seen a really beautiful woman that you wanna go talk to? But then you think she's gonna freak out when you walk out of her closet?"

"What happened after the man borrowed a sad movie from his friend? He lost it."

"I've been on Reddit for too long I've literally been browsing Reddit since last year..."

"Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like.. Bananas"

"I work in a library and a black guy asked me if there are any coloured printers... I said, ""you're racist for clicking on this joke""."

"There's a fat man in a schoolyard. A mother approaches him and asks: ""Are you waiting for a child?"" So he replies: ""No, I'm just fat"""