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Joke of the Day

"My version of flirting is looking at someone I find attractive multiple times and hoping they're more brave than I am."

"Women of Reddit: Could you get behind Trump? Because he'd be more than willing to get behind you."

"How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg? ...pick it up and suck it's dick."

"Q: Why do blondes hate M&Ms? A: They're too hard to peel."

"My soon to be ex-wife just told me I need to face my demons. nnWTF. I was looking right at her."

"A scientist and a hooker walk into a bar... But find that they can't open the door due to an over-saturation of priests, rabbis, lawyers, and Irishmen inside."

"This says it all... It all."

"I have a little joke that always makes women laugh My penis"

"Say what you want about Bill Clinton's Presidency... But he was always hard at work."

"I don't understand why so many of you are unhappy. They sell vodka where you are, don't they?"