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Joke of the Day
"What is the official bird of love? The Swallow."
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"Mankind have spent time equal to 7857 years watching PSY Gangnam style only. Shame on you people."
"How does an engineer screw a light-bulb? He holds the light-bulb over the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him."
"The Chicken or The Egg A chicken and an egg are laying in bed. The chicken is smoking a cigarette. The egg rolls over in satisfaction and says, ""Well, I guess we answered that question."""
"Why did Katie Holmes get rid of her fancy car? She got tired of all that Cruise control."
"All your responses must be oral, okay? Q: ""What school did you go to?"" A: ""Oral."""
"What happens when you take the ""T"" out of ""stay and the ""F"" out of ""way""?"
"Why aren't there any French Restaurants in Davy Jones' Locker? Dead men sell no snails!"
"What do you call an artist in a dark alley? Sketchy"
"I have failed math eleventeen times or so."