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Joke of the Day
"My favorite thing about myself is that I'm humble."
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"OMFG there is a horse in the corridor! Then my wife must still be in the manege."
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"I used Apple Maps to find my girlfriend's clitoris Ended up licking a doorknob."
"What does Justin Bieber and jam have in common? They're both in bread"
"My grandpa told me his secret of how he would pick up Jewish girls in Auschwitz so easily. He used a broom & dustpan."
"I like NPR because you always know how much saliva is inside every announcer's mouth at all times."
"In grade 5 during biology my teacher asked me ""what is in cells?"" I answered my Uncle Eric and Dad and she made me go home."
"What are Mario and Luigi's overalls made of? Denim, denim, denim."
"Scientists have discovered... That left handed people are significantly more likely to finish exams than people with no hands."