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Joke of the Day
"There are two rules for success: 1. never tell everything you know."
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"Whats green, has six legs and if it falls from a tree it will kill you? A snooker table"
"Whats the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are sold for a couple of dollars, and deer nuts can be found under a buck."
"My friend came up to me He said, ""Can you ever remember a time where you removed a wig?"" I said, ""Not off the top of my head."""
"My internet connection."
"""Fuck it"" - guy in charge of naming the hot air balloon"
"Yes, I have read 'Game Of Thrones'. No, It is not any different from the show. -Me, after watching Game of Thrones with subtitles."
"I worked at a Chili's when I was in college, which is so embarrassing. I usually just tell people I was a stripper."
"If a threesome with two guys and a girl is called a ""manwich"", what do you call a threesome with two girls and a guy? Vaggie burger."
"God said unto John... ""John if you come fourth you shall receive eternal life!"" But John came fifth and won a toaster"