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Joke of the Day
"My clothes were traumatically stolen from me. But I've recovered."
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"A T-Rex and a Dude walk into a bar.... Dude says ""Hey T-Rex, ya got the first round?"" T-Rex says ""Sorry dude, I'm short handed"""
"I came up with an excuse for being late I was marching with Martin Luther King, but then some firemen mistook us for fire and tried to put us out; that's why I was late sorry."
"Damn, girl, are you a map? Because you give me D-rections."
"Do you have holes in your socks? You don't? Then how do you put your feet in?"
"What's the last thing that goes through a bug's mind when it hits a windshield? Its arsehole."
"When does a joke become a dad joke? When it goes out for milk and doesn't comeback."
"What's a 90's kid's favorite salad? Quinoa & Kale"
"don't worry, if there's a third world war, the United States won't be involved because it's a first world country"
"Are you a belieber or a directioner ? I'm A I-Dont't-give-a-fuck-er."