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Joke of the Day
"Are you a belieber or a directioner ? I'm A I-Dont't-give-a-fuck-er."
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"When a chicken pukes at a party... is that called a PARTY FOWL???"
"What is long and hard that women don't have compulsorily? The military service."
"""Why did your boyfriend return his Christmas tie?"" ""He said it was too tight."""
"Old Mrs. Hubbard, went to her cupboard to fetch her old dog a bone. But when she got there, the cupboard was bare, so he gave her a bone of his own"
"Money is not a problem. The Problem is ""I don't have Money!"""
"If FiveGuys had been founded by black people It should have been called ThreeGuys."
"The Pillsbury Doughboy just passed away. His funeral service will take place at 3:50 and it will take 15-18 minutes."
"If you wear a Bluetooth phone piece in your ear, you can say ""You're an idiot"" to just about anyone you walk past."
"Jared Fogle of Subway told his wife she didn't have to worry about the Ashley Madison leaks... ...he was on Club Penguin."