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Joke of the Day

"Yesterday, I asked my North Korean friend how his life was going over the phone.... He said ""Can't complain""."

"What do you call a drug addict that's allergic to heroin? Cracktose Intolerant"

"Roses are red... Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers ...cheese on toast."

"What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust"

"How come white girls can only count odd numbers? Because they can't even."

"Two Eskimos, sitting in a kayak, were very chilly. To keep warm, they lit a fire in the craft, but it sank. They should have known. You can't have your kayak and heat it too."

"I just lost my virginity to a retarded girl I wanted my first time to be special."

"""GENTLEMEN, WE ARE AT WAR WITH TROY AND MUST NOT DROP OUR GUARD AT ALL"" ""Sir, the enemy gave us a giant wooden horse"" ""Oh rad bring it in"""

"Running in front of cars some sort of gang initiation for dogs?"

"I was cleaning one of my garden statues and accidentally cracked part of its face I guess you could say I don't gnome eye own strength"