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Joke of the Day
"Roses are red... Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers ...cheese on toast."
Next Joke
"a guy goes to see a therapist And tell him he keeps having 2 reacurring dreams, one night I'm a wigwam, next time a teepee. Doctor says thats easy, you're just two tents."
"You know what's great about Alice In Chains? She can't get away."
"what did one typewriter say to the other? I must be pregnant ... I missed a period ..."
"I pretend I'm on the phone when entering a barbershop & say ""I stabbed him only cause I hate small talk "" so he doesn't try to talk to me."
"Whenever I'm feeling hopeful for future generations, I squelch it by watching my children move their heads instead of their toothbrushes."
"I don't like male pornstars They always are fucking assholes"
"Got stoned and decided to buy a bottle of ex-lax Just for shits and giggles."
"I bought perforated paper once It was a total rip off"
"Crime really does happen at Pokestops! I met up with my dealer at one last night."