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Joke of the Day
"What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust"
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"What's the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and her pussy? Only one retarded thing came out of her pussy."
"You know what's a shame? A bus carrying lawyers and politicians going off a cliff and everyone on board dying. You know what's a damn shame? There was an empty seat in the back. Edit: details."
"Lots of people comparing Trump to ISIS and Hitler. Wow. Take it easy, guys! That's not very nice to ISIS or Hitler."
"After many years, I have decided I no longer care where Waldo is because we do not have any sort of reciprocal relationship."
"Which is Reddit's favourite element? M'lybdenum."
"What's the difference between a dead dog and a black guy on the road Dead dog has skidd marks on it"
"Lets play railroad I'll be the train and ur the tunnel"
"I had a balloon with the reddit logo on it and I put it on the nozzle of a can of helium. It blew up pretty fast."
"What lurks in the dark, has wings and sucks blood? The new Always Ultra."