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Joke of the Day
"Oh. This is hand *Satanizer.* Well, is my face red with the blood of innocents."
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"I need help for some puns about toes! Please and thank you"
"I did a terrible job preparing for my Blue Man Group audition and boy is my face red"
"A friend told me he was karyophil And i was like ""Are you fucking nuts?"""
"What do you call an ass on steroids? Assteroid."
"I read an interesting stat online the other day.... Apparently 1 in two and a half men are HIV positive."
"After my girlfriend told me she was pregnant, I decided to start thinking about names. In the end I went for Juan Carlos and hopped on the next flight to Spain."
"Whats pink and smells awful? Your mums cunt lol"
"-Sir we found hot glue in her ears nose and mouth, seems she suffocated. -Well whoever did this must be pretty....crafty. -Go to hell sir."
"Penis Enlarger My wife suggested I get a penis enlarger. So I did, she's 25 and her name is Kelly."