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Joke of the Day

"Whenever I have sex with my girlfriend, I let out loud, deep breaths. I used to feel embarrassed about it, but she told me that sighs doesn't matter."

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"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? (gag noise) **Note: This joke is better when read aloud.**"
"Why don't girls where skirts in the winter? So they don't get chapped lips."
"When a dirty kid has finished taking a bath what is still dirty? The bathtub."
"A rabbi, a nun, and a horse walk into a bar, bartender says ""What is this, some kind of joke?"""
"What does your mom and Pac-man have in common? She eats balls all day. WOKA WOKA WOKA WOKA!!!!!"
"Adobe update is ready to install *gazes longingly into the distance*, but I don't think I am."
"How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? They don't change it, they just take forever to find where to fit the batteries"
"Three nuns are sitting in the park... ...when a man comes up and flashes them. The first nun has a second stroke, the second nun has a stroke, but the third couldn't quite reach it."
"Two maggots were fighting in dead ernest, poor old Ernest."