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Joke of the Day

"I really love Bruce Willis. I have all of his movies, hundreds of posters, and multiple autographs You might say that I'm a die-hard fan"

"Any shampoo can be volume control shampoo if you cram the bottle directly into your kids mouth"

"If you could create a pill, what would it be for and what would the side effects be?"

"9/10 people think that mobbing at work is okay..."

"""Two's company, three's a crowd"" - people who've never seen a crowd"

"What's black and blue and hates sex? The boy scout in my trunk."

"I once knew this incredibly meticulous man from Taiwan. He was a real Taipei personality."

"The Men's Room... where all the dicks hang out."

"I spend a lot of money at Sephora for someone who's got access to filters"

"I was trying to get out of the friend zone with a girl. She put me in the brother zone... Good thing I live in Alabama!"