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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between eugenics and a charity marathon? The second one's a race for the cure. Shamelessely stolen from [yesterday's SMBC](http://www.smbc-comics.com/?id=3180)."

"I am fresh out of milkshakes, but I'm pretty sure that my willingness to put out on the first date will bring all the boys to the yard."

"Did you hear the one about the guy who could never remember the punchline? It...um...it was a pretty good one."

"What is a ninjas favorite drink? Wataa and fruit punch! I'll see myself out."

"What do you call group of mentally handicapped kids at a performance of ""Peter Pan""? Slow Children At Play"

"I've always wondered what mothballs smelled like. But I could never get their tiny legs apart to find out."

"What does a sick bird need? Tweetment."

"If you get a new job before you quit your old one, it's considered responsible. But if you do that with your gf, it's called ""cheating."""

"Why can't Jim's make sandwiches? Cause it was at my grannies, isn't it!!!"

"Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes. Let that be a lesson... never try to fly a donkey."