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Joke of the Day

"If your boyfriend is ever about to break up with you, yell ""what about the baby!"" You'll be in a relationship for at least another 5 minutes"

"How does Moses make coffee? Hebrews it."

"Q: What do you get if you cross a skunk with a boomerang? A: A nasty smell that you can't get rid of."

"Hi, I'm Zack. You might remember me from HR meetings such as, ""We Don't Even Need to Watch the Security Tape to Know It Was You"""

"You know what doesn't cry? Birth control"

"Double cheeseburgers don't make you fat, eating them does."

"Someone called me racist for saying ""black paint"" Apparently the politically correct term is ""Tyrone, please paint the fence""."

"[my cell phone rings] ME (a person who pays a monthly fee to allow this): Ugh why is this happening"

"Teach a man to Google how to fish and he'll wind up looking at fish porn for the rest of his life."

"What language do they speak in Cuba ? Cubic !"