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Joke of the Day

"If your boyfriend is ever about to break up with you, yell ""what about the baby!"" You'll be in a relationship for at least another 5 minutes"

"I hate Russian Dolls They're full of themselves."

"This is your pilot speaking. If you have any requests, please give them to the flight attendant. Anyway, here's Wonderwall."

"What do you call a Mexican that lives in Maine An L.L.Beaner"

"What did the doctor say to the short guy in a hurry? You're going to have to be a little patient."

"My ex-girlfriend always used to tell me I only think with my penis. A small part of me thinks she might have been right.."

"A recent earthquake has wiped out Etchisketchistan"

"What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One's a Goodyear. The other's a great year."

"Sometimes when my wife tells me she loves me I get the feeling it's the tennis kind."

"How do 5 gay men walk? One Direction!"