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Joke of the Day

"One time someone told me the camera adds 10 pounds and I was like why would anyone eat a camera you idiot?"

"Life is a lot like a game of golf... Too many strokes and you loose."

"Baptists Why don't Baptists have sex standing up? Because people might think they're dancing."

"I like my coffee like I like my wives, From a third world country at a reasonable price."

"Last night, a two-seat, single engine plane crashed in a Polish cemetery. Polish authorities report that they have recovered five hundred bodies so far and believe thousands more may still be found."

"I want to get a dog and name it Syndrome. So that every time he gets on my couch, I can yell ""DOWN SYNDROME"""

"Justin Bieber? Why would someone call their daughter Justin?"

"What do you call a Russian bovine made out of small flowerless plants? A moss-cow"

"If you cloned yourself, and then you become attracted to yourself and ended up having sex with your clone...does that make you gay, or are you just on the forefront of masturbation technology?"

"How many Saiyans does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but it takes 5 episodes."