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Joke of the Day

"Limerick There was this baker from South Carolina Who stuck an eggbeater in her vagina The cakes she would glaze In an orgasmic haze And her screams they would rattle the china"

"Unless you've been in Target with more than 1 child, you have no idea what it's like to be a lion tamer."

"A child was recently forced to write on the chalk board until he died He was sentenced to death"

"Butter Wanna hear a joke about butter? I ""butter"" not tell you, you might ""spread it""...haha...makes me laugh every time that one."

"Why is Santa's sack so big? Because he only comes once year."

"Today, I had two religious people for dinner. That makes me an ""ate-theist""."

"If an officer... Ever wants you to say the alphabet backwards, just say ""het tebahpla"""

"Gay people, man. They're confused... ...and not thinking straight"

"Hi! Welcome to my makeup tutorial SO, the first step is to be a beautiful 20 year old with lots of money"

"Women who get kidnapped while jogging: you're not jogging fast enough"