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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a funny jar of sauce Lmayo"
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"Apparently, my office doesn't think the women's restroom needs a tampon disposal, so wrapped it up and put it in their suggestion box."
"A man has started a business in Afghanistan. He's selling landmines that look like prayer mats... Prophets are going through the roof."
"This girl said ""she didn't know how I would take it..."" So I figured if anything I'd just give it back."
"I like to steal pictures of people's breakfast and post them again I guess you could say I'm a cereal reposter"
"""I will take a nirvana sandwich."" ""One with everything"""
"Teacher- ""How much is a gram?"" Me- ""Depends on what you want"" Teacher- ""Out, just get out"""
"popcorn, or as cerebral smart minds such as myself refer to it 'popped corn', is the number #1 food of watching things"
"What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing, they were both stuck-up cunts."
"What possible bit about trying to buy a large number of ice cream containers and two boxes of tampons says I want to chat you up, douchebag?"