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Joke of the Day
"Take time to relax especially when you don't have time for it."
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"[bedtime] brain: hey remember that lost episode where the couple gets paralyzed DO THOSE SPIDERS LIVE NEAR US me: SLEEP brain: NO, GOOGLE IT"
"How do French girls hold their liquor? By the ears"
"What do you call four Mexicans stuck in quicksand? quattro sink-o"
"How to become cool A) Put on sunglasses B)"
"Why did jay z cross the road? Because mr mantis ate my skunk food."
"Old Aussie joke: Why is the lady on the Red Heads matchbox always smiling? There are 48 heads in her box - of course she`s happy!"
"There's a bipartisan group petitioning for medical marijuana as an option for arthritis patients. In other words, there's joint support for joint support for joint support."
"Have you heard about the shampoo crisis in jamaica? It's dreadful"
"The story of a heroic husband .... Wife to her husband - How do I look? I just came back from the beauty salon.... Husband - Well. Was it closed?"