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Joke of the Day
"Take time to relax especially when you don't have time for it."
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"I'm not happy about my girlfriends one night stand. I'd really like somewhere to put my phone and spare change when we go to bed."
"[OC] How did the author get from one plot point to the other? A Segway. --any tweaks to make it better?"
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