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Joke of the Day
"Face it. Our planet is bipolar."
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"How many people of a certain ethnicity does it take to change a lightbulb? 10, one to change the lightbulb; the other nine to act in a manner stereo-typically associated with said ethnicity."
"[first date] ""so what do you do?"" *thinking about the jar of coins I plan to use for new shrubs* I'm a hedge fund manager"
"I'm an antisocial-psychic. I can see ahead of time that I won't want to talk to you."
"A hotdog and a hamburger are haveing a pooping contest... The hamburger is winning. In order to ketchup, the hotdog mustard."
"""How did you go in the exam on Nazi invasions?"" ""I blitzed it."""
"What do you call the neighborhood where all the poor Italians live? The spaghetto."
"If you're an astronaut and you don't end every relationship by saying ""look, I just need space"" then you're wasting everyone's time."
"A cunt. What do you call someone who reads the punchline first and then the rest of the joke?"
"Yoda: Why, afraid of seven, five is? Because six seven eight."