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Joke of the Day

"[Me being beaten to death w/ can of frozen veggies] ""Oh peas no!"" [WHAP] ""Why u bean like this?"" [SMACK] ""Don't u carrot all?"" [CRACK]"

"Was decorating the front yard last night and one of the neighborhood kids tried to deflate me."

"How was copper wire invented? Two jews picked up the same penny simultaneously"

"The trouble with political jokes is they get elected."

"Can't sleep. Boss is watching."

"Do you know what the worst part of being paralyzed is? I can't stand being in a wheelchair."

"If you yawn when you're alone it's because there's a ghost in the room and he yawned first."

"Be careful when you ROFL! I once heard a joke in a scissor factory... It left me in stitches."

"Why could 8 see that 6 was afraid of 7? Because 7 was mean. Get it?^Because ^6+7+8 ^^divided ^^by ^^3 ^^equals ^^7"

"I'd probably die of starvation in England I heard that face sitting is illegal."