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Joke of the Day
"What's brown and sticky. A stick."
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"I've been thinking about getting a tattoo and I've finally decided on this one. I don't know what it means, but it looks really cool! "
"To quote Balltaire, ""Do not wax there!"""
"The news said a condom truck overturned, spilled its huge load and made a big mess. I don't know if it got cleaned up because I fell asleep."
"What do you call a cheese that's not yours? My cheese!"
"[looking up at bird sitting in a tree whilst on 1st date] ""I didn't know birds could climb trees"""
"What do you call a Frenchman in sandals? Felippe Feloppe ... wah wah"
"People who complain that my Christmas gifts are ""stupid"" and ""thoughtless"" clearly have no idea how hard it is to wrap a pineapple."
"How do you define an aardvark? Aan aanimal that resembles an aanteater!"
"It would be great to be born on Earth and die on Mars. Preferably not on the point of impact."