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Joke of the Day

"A man walks into a bar He stays there my entire childhood"

"I'm so sorry my pet rock attacked you. Its just he really hates arrogant douche bags. Thank god he only hit your face."

"Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff [Ba dum tssshhh](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcYppAs6ZdI)"

"Whats the difference between a noose and a leash? How high you tie it on a tree."

"what's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a child? Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window."

"Swallow it dammit, it's good for you Your Pride"

"How do you spot Will Smith in a snowstorm? You look for the fresh prints."

"Hello sir. Your toddler called me a 'stinky poopyhead' at the store. I've spent 6 days formulating a comeback, and I'd like to own him now."

"How can you tell you have a really bad case of acne? It's when the blind try to read your face."

"I'm opening a funeral home that has a bar in it. I know right?"