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Joke of the Day
"want to hear a NBA joke? Kyrie Irving starting in the all star game"
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"Condoms don't break They sexpire."
"Why did the emo kid leave the bar? It was happy hour."
"Dear lady, $14 is crazy for an airport sandwich but complaining to the counter guy is like telling a cop to pull troops out of Afghanistan."
"Who's your Daddy? In my excitement, I asked my girlfriend ""How's your daddy?"" instead of ""Who's your daddy?"" and now five hours later we're still talking about his diabetes..."
"What do we want? An Iphone for fat fingers! When do we want it? BOW!"
"Experts are close to classifying internet addiction as a mental illness. They just need to check one more thing. And Facebook. And Twitter."
"If you need a fake British pub name for an elaborate lie the formula is Animal+Gardening tool= we had a proper laugh at the Frog&Shovel mate"
"Women's logic: I went to buy a suit. But i saw a beautiful pair of shoes. So i bought this handbag."
"All carpentry tool names were created by someone in desperate need of sex."