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Joke of the Day

"I used to be schizophrenic. But we're OK now."

"Guys. GUYS! Every issue of National Geographic is now on DVD-ROM. FINALLY! God I've missed masturbating to sweet aborigine pancake titties!"

"I stayed up all night wondering where the sun had gone. Then it dawned on me."

"Unlike Rick Astley, this tweet is likely to let you down."

"Why did the baseball player fail at the math test? He used base 3."

"[Request] Aboriginal jokes"

"Why couldn't the Tuba player get a date? He was too low key."

"In the end, the tribe of cannibals caught the Hardy Boys. That night, they had mystery meat."

"The couple from Little People Big World got a divorce. I guess you could say it was a short marriage."

"Spike Milligan: ""All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy."""