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Joke of the Day

"I want to make medical bracelets that say ""In case of emergency, delete browser history"""

"Mother: Jared get your little sister's hat out of that puddle. Jared: I can't mum she's got it strapped too tight under her chin!"

"How Long is a Chinese name."

"You think your wife is crazy now? Try divorcing her"

"What did Neil Armstrong do after walking on the moon before Buzz Aldrin did? *Apollo*gize."

"What present did the kid with no hands get? Gloves. Ha! Just kidding, I don't know what he got, he hasn't opened it yet."

"I tripped over a bra last night, do you think it was a boobie trap?"

"A straight face and a sincere-sounding ""Huh?"" have gotten me out of more trouble than I can remember."

"Why did the Indian not show up for work? He was Sikh."

"A xenophobe eh? I'm scared of the warrior princess too but I wouldn't call it a phobia."