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Joke of the Day
"how do u do molly safely? wear a condm."
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"What did the blanket say as it fell off the bed? Oh sheet."
"Let's do them. What do you call a group that only wants a Ninja? Goad-diggers."
"I'm not racist... I have a color TV!"
"Jesus walks on water and everyone is impressed. I walk on water and I'm seriously concerned about this ice breaking..."
"Sometimes when I'm sad, I'll go to the park and, from a distance, look thru my thumb and index finger and begin squishing people's heads..."
"How do you break up an Al-Quaeda bingo game? Yell ""B-52!"""
"[describing criminal to sketch artist] No, he could speak more languages than that. He had racist shoulders. His front teeth were impatient."
"Sorry I reported your newborn's pic on FB but nudity is nudity"
"A Termite Walks into a Bar and asks, ""hey, where's the bar tender?"""