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Joke of the Day

"What has 72 teeth and holds back the hulk? My zipper."

"All work and no play makes Jack an unsuccessful stage performer."

"What is easier to pick up the heavier it gets? Women."

"A man has been jailed for forging banknotes. He also got a big fine which he immediately paid in crisp $9 notes."

"""Did you guys see me get so mad I flipped a table?"" Yes Tony, we saw it. You're 46. You have to stop taking your skateboard to restaurants."

"What's the difference between a psychiatrist and his patients at the mental hospital? The patients are the ones that get better and get to go home."

"After working for 24 hours straight... I called it a day."

"What's the worst part of running into your ex? You have to get out and check to see how bad your car is damaged."

"Women are like snowflakes: they can't drive"

"What's a four letter word for ""a butt load of fun""? Anal"