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Joke of the Day
"What happened to the frog who parked illegally? he got toad"
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"What do women and dog poop have in common? The older they are the easier they are to pick up."
"Arnold Schwarzenegger PC upgrade Few years ago someone asked Arnold Schwarzenegger to upgrade his PC to windows 7. He said I still love vista, baby"
"If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before."
"I want Rebecca Black to make a music video for every day of the week! Said by nobody. Ever."
"What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? The Wall was both their last big hit."
"Me and a North African girl spoke in her native language for hours... We just clicked"
"*takes selfie, sends to wife* Wife: ""No."" *takes pants off* *tries on another pair in The Gap change room* *takes selfie, sends to wife*"
"Kid 1 swallows coin= rush to ER Kid 2 swallows coin= wait til it passes Kid 3 swallows coin= deduct from allowance."
"I got really upset when I noticed my wife shovelling snow in the freezing cold But then I just closed the blinds."