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Joke of the Day
"I think Billboard has got it all wrong on the hottest single of the year It should be me"
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"What joke would piss off any redditor? Update 1: Punchline removed."
"What's the difference between Ignorance and Apathy? I don't know and I don't care."
"What's the difference between illegal and unlawful? One's against the law and the other is a sick bird."
"Q: How can you tell which tricycle belongs to the blonde? A: It is the one with the kickstand."
"You'd give your life for me? Your life sucks what else you got?"
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"Why did Ronald McDonald divorce his wife? He found out she's now selling her McMuffin all day"
"BoB had 35 Kakes. He ate 30 of them. What does BoB have Now? He have diabetes"