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Joke of the Day

"How does Darth Vader manage to eat through that mask? He's force fed."

"The thing about women is that they love good listeners and they hate rapists."

"What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? It is really easy to roast beef."

"Why did users stop coming to r/jokes? Because their jokes weren't very funny."

"Q: How did bulldogs get such flat noses? - A: From chasing cars."

"Poker? I can't even see who you're pointing at!"

"Off is the general direction in which I wish you would fuck."

"Batman would probably be a better crime-fighter if he wasn't making movies all the time."

"Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? It's OK. He's all right now."

"Son, as a reward for graduating high-school at the top of your class, we've decided to pool or money and send you abroad! Son: Is she hot?"