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Joke of the Day
"What did Professor X said when Cyclops whipped out his penis? ""Keep it in your Jeans"""
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"Why do squirrels swim on their backs? To keep their nuts dry."
"I don't like rape jokes. They're always so forced."
"Wife. ""Did you cut the grass?"" Me. ""Yep"" Wife. ""But it doesn't look any different!"" Me. ""I know, we had a lot of rain while you were out"""
"What's the best way to cross the border? In the trunk of a car."
"What did they say about the pastry with the low IQ? He was Retarted"
"What do you call an road construction aardvark? A tarredvark!"
"If iron man is a superhero what's iron woman? a command"
"I'd have more sympathy for Sony's alleged loss of $200 million if that weren't the cost of like three large popcorns at any movie theater."
"New Year's Eve is just a myth created by the government to sell you more years"