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Joke of the Day

"Sex toy or Dog toy? What do you think?! http://www.cinderellastyle.com/can-you-tell-if-its-a-sex-toy-or-a-dog-toy-game-show/"

"What is a short punchy statement? Boxing Midgets."

"Woman's world cup- USA vs JAPAN who gives a fuck..."

"(Corny)-What do you call a mermaid on a roof? Aerial"

"I just paid to have my house exorcised... But I couldn't keep up with the repayments - so my house got Repossessed."

"Stripper joke (NSFW?) A man walks into a strip club and immediately gets some action from a stripper. He walks out, satisfied, and says, ""Wow, what great cervix!"""

"[nsfw] the ultimate trifecta of dirty joke so, i was going down on my grandma, and i started to taste donkey semen, i looked up at my dear sweet grandma and said, "" jeez, grandma thats how you died?"""

"My sister-in-law had a miscarriage Does that raise or lower her kill-death ratio?"

"Why do programmers confuse Halloween with Christmas? Because 31 OCT = 25 DEC."

"Obama: Dave, it's Barack, we have an updog situation at the white house. Cameron: What's updog? *Obama high fives entire oval Office*"