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Joke of the Day

"Three blondes are sitting on a park bench eating ice cream cones. One is sucking hers one is biting hers one is licking hers. Which one is married? The one with the wedding ring YOU SICK-O!"

"Why do girls always go in threes when using the restroom? Because they can't even."

"I was chatting with this cute 14 y/o online She said she was an undercover police officer. How cool for someone her age!"

"Why did the seismologist not have to pay for the damage caused by the earthquake? It wasn't his fault."

"Nobody believes that my first grade teacher was named Furious Crapjacket."

"What did one orphan say to the other? Robin, get in the Batmobile."

"I like to go to death metal shows and throw throat lozenges on the stage, it shows I care."

"Rich guy does it: 50 Shades of Grey. Poor guy does it: Cops."

"72 What is 72? 69 with 3 people watching!"

"So many brave flute players were killed by cobras in picnic baskets before one of them tried an Indian song."