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Joke of the Day

"So many brave flute players were killed by cobras in picnic baskets before one of them tried an Indian song."

"A man walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing nothing but saran wrap The psychiatrist says ""Well, I can clearly see your nuts."""

"People hear my southern accent and automatically assume I'm stupid. Let me tell you something right now. That is just a coincidence."

"You can't tell me what to do, you're not my dog"

"Why doesn't Santa have kids? He only comes once a year"

"My girlfriend starting putting a miniature Sylvester Stallone doll in the middle of the bed a few months ago Things have been a little rocky between us ever since"

"My wife put on her panty hose backward... So I chewed her ass out."

"My girlfriend knows I love pinball, so she uses just 3 words to let me know when it's sexy time. ""Lock is lit"""

"Every KFC meal comes with a large side of regret."

"Why was the math teacher late for school? He took the rhombus"