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Joke of the Day
"The Bangles are getting their own cooking show. Wok Like an Egyptian"
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"Why doesn't Ann Coulter have children? You can't make babies by fucking an asshole."
"I was just minding my own, listening to some Led Zeppelin, and this girl asked if it was Nickelback and now there's so much blood everywhere"
"Since it started raining all my girlfriend has done is look through the window If it gets any worse i'll have to let her in"
"I'm not really sure I'm understanding this financial crisis in Greece... It's all Greek to me."
"What do africans wear on their heads? Ebowla hats"
"What do Brazil and lesbians have in common? Neither like touching balls."
"I think my anorexic girlfriend is cheating on me... Every day I'm seeing less and less of her. ` ` ^^~not ^^my ^^joke"
"What is the definition of a 'double standard'? If a girl sleeps with a ton of guys she is a slut, but if a guy does it, he is a homosexual."
"Why aren't the people in old timey photos ever smiling? Because they were in constant danger of getting eaten by dinosaurs. READ A BOOK."