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Joke of the Day

"Which vitamin best helps a pokemon breed? PP Up."

"Found a copy of ""Dr. No"" in German, and it only set me back nein euro."

"I once had a job circumcising Elephants The pay was low, but the tips were *huge*"

"They needed three Back to the Future movies so they could cover life's three great concerns: one's birth, one's future legacy, and cowboy"

"Doctor told me I will die soon. Bastard found out I was banging his wife."

"In Canada... ...you are more likely to be killed by a moose than a terror plot. Damn Mooselisms."

"Someone stole my mood ring. I dont know how i feel about that."

"How do you walk a dog with no legs? You don't, you pick it up."

"How can you tell if your buddy is gay? His dick tastes like shit."

"Whats the difference between a Jewish and a Black person? About $100,000"