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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you cross a rhetorical question with a joke?"
Next Joke
"Whats an African dad joke? Hi starving! I'm dad!"
"What's the hottest album in hell right now? Views from the 666"
"Woke up late, so I put Red Bull in the coffee machine instead of water. Got halfway to work before I realized I forgot my fucking car!"
"a drug that makes you reallize that you don't actually like the internet that much and maybe you should go for a walk or call a friend."
"What would you get if you crossed King Kong with a skunk? I don't know but it could always get a seat on a bus!"
"Why couldn't the depressed person get his email? He had a bad Outlook."
"What's the best part about being a meth addict? 3 sleeps 'til Christmas"
"What's the difference between YouTube and Redtube? My YouTube experience lasts longer than 10 seconds."
"I didn't know what I was missing until I dated a vampire. They always beg you to let them swallow."