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Joke of the Day
"I haven't gone to the washroom in 2 days No shits given"
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"""Where do babies come from?"" Asked the little boy... Perplexed, his dad answers ""well they come from the store, son."" Kid looks at him with disgust and goes ""eww you had sex with the store?"""
"The name's Bond.. James Earl Jones."
"Classics I have a dream that one day my mum will understand that online games can't be paused."
"What's better than a gold medal at the Paralympics? Working legs."
"Did you hear about the housing prices in Baltimore? I hear they're a riot!"
"You can't fix stupid but you can divorce it"
"How do you take a pig to hospital? By hambulance!"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Anne Boleyn ! Anne Boleyn who ? Anne Boleyn alley !"
"But people, if you have a gift card that is all used up, do not drop it in a urinal pleaseit's a Big letdown to fish it out all for nothing"