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Joke of the Day

"why does traditional Irish chili only have 239 beans in it? ...if it had one more, it would be ""teew faarty"""

"If you ever feel lonely... just dim down the lights and put on a couple horror movies. After a while, you won't feel like you are alone anymore."

"what did the locomotive conductor crave once he became a zombie? traaaiins..."

"For her birthday, my wife asked for something that went from 0 to 200 in under 6 seconds... I got her a scale."

"What did the Buffalo say to his son as he left for college? Bison."

"What is the name of the event in which Hillary supporters move out of the US? A start."

"CORDUROY PILLOWS Making headlines"

"What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it? Not much. It just gave a little whine."

"What do Godzilla and shrimp have in common? They both crustaceans"

"A neutron walks into a bar. The neutron asks ""how much for a drink?"" The bartender replies ""For you, no charge."""