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Joke of the Day
"A math teacher ought to be president... To make America integrate again."
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"Did you hear about the bear attack at that Chinese Zoo? It was Pandemonium."
"I had a good Fallout 4 pun in mind... but I forgot it Radaway..."
"American Politics That's it, that's the joke"
"Before you judge somebody, you should walk a mile in their shoes.. That way you're a mile away from them, and you have their shoes."
"Angel: ""I think we can all agree that 6 is enough."" God (clearly upset about something else): ""NO. GIVE SPIDERS 8 LEGS."""
"Whenever I use idioms in the wrong context... ...people look at me as if I'm as thick as thieves!"
"So I went to my Hipster drug dealer last night... He gave me an instagram"
"Girl are you a dishwasher? Because I would like to fill you with my dirty load in the evening, turn you on, and fall asleep before you finish"
"So a little boy and a child molester are walking though a forest in the middle of the night. The little boy says,""I'm scared."" So the Molester says,""You're scared? I've gotta walk back alone!"""