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Joke of the Day
"Lionel Richie: I'm easy like Sunday morning Sunday morning: wow I'm right here"
Next Joke
"I just smashed into a Smart Car... It's totalled. But at least my bike is fine."
"What's the difference between John Wayne and Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels is still killing Indians"
"How do you know if you're at a gay guys cookout?? The hot dogs taste like shit!"
"The woman next door was flashing me from her upstairs bedroom . How she got her car in there I'll never know."
"You want to know my favorite letter in the gangsta's alphabet? GHETT-O!"
"LPT: To baby-proof your home: put your front doorknob like 4 feet off the ground so the babies can't reach it. Then those fuckers won't get in!"
"What do you call an ant with frog's legs? An antphibian."
"Why was the Frenchmen racist? Because he was a bigette."
"Want to buy a pocket computer? No thanks I already know how many pockets I've got."