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Joke of the Day

"Not knowing that it's called ""baby corn"" isn't a big deal... ...but everyone looked at me REALLY weird when I said ""oooh, I LOVE child corn"" in a crowded restaurant."

"What is the most popular bank in Wales? Welsh Fargo... ...gramps made me do it."

"My dad did the running man once.. I haven't seen him since. (Unoriginal)"

"Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was too much pride on his side."

"Did you hear about the owl coup? They were in cahoots."

"*puts dreamcatcher above bed* ""Sure hope this works"" *wakes up in the middle of the night* *Ryan Gosling is stuck in dreamcatcher* ""YES"""

"Boss: Are you high? Me: If I was high could I do this? B: What? You aren't doing anything M: sorry I'm super high. What was the question?"

"What do you call a popular joke on reddit? repost"

"It's weird they report fantasy football during Sports Center. That's like the local news telling us how your SimCity is doing."

"What do you call a cow...? What do you call a cow that's missing a leg? Lean Beef. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef. What do you call a cow that's masturbating? Beef Strokin-Off"