4173
Joke of the Day
"CW: It's 11:11 make a wish. Me: I wish I could throw a clock at your face."
Next Joke
"When I was 15, my dad found my stash of porn magazines. To teach me a lesson, he sat there and made me masturbate to every one."
"Katie Holmes filed for divorce from Tom Cruise .... Was Rock Of Ages really that bad?"
"The people who designed the English language had an interesting sense of humor... I would love to meet the guy who made up the spelling for lisp."
"What would happen if James Bond took Viagra? He would continue to be a state-sponsored terrorist whose actions disgrace us all."
"What do you call a pig that's a lumber jack? Well you call him porkchop"
"I like to sit on my hand AFTER i jerk off... ..makes me feel like someone else is making me a sandwich."
"Smile. Your enemies hate it."
"Pregnancy is like a black ops mission They're both expensive to abort."
"If my psychiatrist said ""There's really nothing more I can do for you"", that means I'm cured right??"