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Joke of the Day
"CW: It's 11:11 make a wish. Me: I wish I could throw a clock at your face."
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"""I'm in your city"". me: ok. enjoy it."
"A Valentines Poem Roses are red Violets are blue Whitney Houston is dead and iiiiiiieeeeiiiii will always love yoooouooooou"
"Strippers won't tell you their real names for privacy, But they'll show you their buttholes for $5"
"Why was the tank top more gangster than the tube top? The tube top was strapless."
"[Weather Channel Secret Memo] To technical crews: If blizzard doesn't reach predicted intensity, shoot all exteriors through snow-globes."
"""Is anyone here named Jeff?"" Jeff: Yes Geoff: Yeos"
"The Darkest Joke What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? ... A baby in two dumpsters."
"My grandfather has the heart of a lion And a lifetime ban from the zoo"
"[guy in charge of naming superheroes] Superman, next Batman, next Wonder Woman, next Aquaman, next *takes a hit of acid* Green Lantern"