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Joke of the Day
"Why didn't the life guard save the hippy? He was too far out, man."
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"I'm in a serious relationship with my WIFI... You might say we have a connection."
"Join the war against masturbation!!! We can beat it together!!!"
"What's the difference between a race car and a woman? One costs a lot of money to maintain, keep running, and give you the results you want. The other has four wheels."
"Professional women's soccer is so boring. Why am I even jerking off to this?"
"I can always tell when someone is lying by tying them down and strapping them to a lie detector."
"Rattlesnakes and condoms Two things I don't fuck with"
"My fiance is a med student and was talking to me about her geriatrics class... ... and my first thought was ""This is getting old real fast."""
"Doctor Doctor with all the excitement of Christmas I can't sleep. Try lying on the edge of your bed...you'll soon drop off!"
"What do feminists do on Halloween? They go triggered treating"