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Joke of the Day
"I can always tell when someone is lying by tying them down and strapping them to a lie detector."
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"My grandma still doesn't need glasses... My grandma is over 80 years old and still doesn't need glasses. She drinks straight from the bottle."
"I love telling jokes... But I always punch up the fuck line."
"What building has the most stories? A library."
"Wife texts husband on a cold winters morning: ""Windows frozen."" Husband texts back: ""Pour some lukewarm water over it."" Wife texts back 5 mins later: ""Computer completely fucked now."""
"I'm not racist... I have a color TV!"
"we call em houseplants like thats where they belong but its just where we put em thats like if u threw me in the sewer & called me sewer boy"
"What do you call a seagull that flies by the bay? a bagel"
"Fish don't like... to be told they smell like women either."
"Artist: I love painting you. Times are tough. Model: Are you a starving artist? Artist: Kinda. *continues brushing butter on model*"