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Joke of the Day
"Why Did The Hedgehog Cross The Road? Because he wanted to see his flat mate."
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"Why did the crazy Mexican conductor get convicted for a crime? ...because he had Loco-Motive."
"How many toddlers does it take to change a light bulb Apparently more than 20 seeing how my basement is still dark"
"When Donald Trump talks about wanting to help 'the little guy' -- -- he means he needs a prescription for viagra."
"I got excited when I came across this ""topless Bar"", in kolkata while driving home last night. I walked in and was shocked to find out that it had no roof !"
"I disagree with liquor store hours. It's 8am..let me in."
"Kermit and Miss Piggy are in bed and Miss Piggy says ""Kermit what are you going to do to my asshole tonight"" Kermit replied ""Rippit""."
"ok i'll bite.. what is Britain"
"What do you call fans who take a trilogy way too seriously? Christians, Muslims, and Jews."
"Undecided voters are the same undecided people we hate for holding up the buffet line."