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Joke of the Day

"There once was a pastor who was in support of gay rights, but refused to preform gay marriage ceremonies. People kept asking him, ""If you like gay people so much, why don't you marry them?"""

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"I really hope we can call ninjas with red hair ""ginjas""."
"a fun prank is when ur friemd about to sit in a chair u pul the chair out from under them and replace it w/ a fancier mor comfortabal chair"
"Why didn't DiCaprio laugh at Oscar joke? Because he didn't get it."
"Two cows were in a field. One cow says, ""Mooooo."" The other says, ""Jerk. I was going to say that."""
"[God creating the frog] ""How about a really stupid-looking kangaroo fish?"""
"Went into a massage parlor & asked for the happy ending, now I'm tucked into bed with a Korean woman reading me Cinderella."
"boyfriend jeans are over. in 2017 its all about wearing your boyfriend's dog's jeans"
"What do you call a Whore that was shot by a sniper? 360 hoscope"
"I'm always behind the person at McDonald's who acts like they've never seen the menu in their life"