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Joke of the Day
"Why didn't DiCaprio laugh at Oscar joke? Because he didn't get it."
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"Do you people like your catfish battered and deep fried?"
"Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move."
"Q: What did the head trauma patients do when the price of medicine went up? A: They went on stroke."
"What do you call a nun in a wheelchair Virgin mobile"
"A young Jewish boy asks his father for $50... His father says, ""$40? What do you want $30 for??"""
"I told a wild dog to go away... It dingo anywhere."
"Q. What do you get when you cross a crooked politician with a dishonest lawyer? A. Chelsea Clinton"
"I broke my finger today but on the other hand I am completely fine"